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Woman Demotivational Poster


MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid bitch! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a photoshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumbshit XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl hot babe
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying hot
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, hot or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right fucking there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a hot one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!


TAGS: real woman warrior kitchen sammich tits
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Azzameen85 - July 22, 2011, 7:27 am
Reminds me of my ex... I was never allowed in the kitchen and she was a great cook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:45 pm
See?
BennyChick - April 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
True...True
Cubbybear - April 2, 2010, 11:02 pm
Aggy knows his utensils
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:51 pm
A quick lesson in defensive posturing.... the grill is clearly a coooling rack, which a woman (baker) should know. Secondly, if it was seen as a grill, it'd draw the man closer in, and by the time he was within reach, blammo! cheese grater hand job!
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:49 pm
Barbecue me a sammich!
BennyChick - April 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
why does she have something for a grill as a shield? GRILLS ARE FOR MEN!!!


IRON MAN IS A SUPERHERO - Iron Woman is a command


TAGS: iron woman command
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by MalicE

MalicE - May 28, 2010, 3:50 am
:)
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:33 am
ROR! Now this is pretty damn funny! Good one MalicE


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


WOMEN - They don't want to hear a man's opinion They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice


TAGS: nagging woman
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:38 am
Let me proudly proclaim myself as the privileged 100th voter. 5ho.. is 5ho
Sho - January 29, 2012, 4:37 pm
Thx all
forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:58 am
LOL! Even my wife laughed! (in a deep voice of course) 5 lionesses
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:28 pm

agreed...this is good.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:08 pm
It can only have been a woman who didn't vote 5L for this!


POOR LARRY - Going Cowboy seemed like a good idea at the time!


TAGS: fat woman skinny guy
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by bassman007

DivineDragoon - January 17, 2011, 6:14 pm
Sex is like fractions, It's improper for the larger one to be on top.


OCCUPY .................. -




PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - I never forget a face. But in your case, I'm willing to make an exception.


TAGS: funny ugly woman
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by aintright

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:58 pm
Actually I think I saw a youtube video of her being really upset about how people were putting pictures of her online and calling her the ugliest woman in the world. Don't say she's beautiful, that's patronizing, but it's not cool to mock her for it.
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:36 pm
really mooooooooooooooooo your thinking about sex if no then sorry for sayin that! but what Kelly said is really really true you shouldn't be like that to people who got sick don't mess with my only cyber friend promise ya guys? ha?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 1:28 pm
That's true, you guys shouldn't pick on her....she might have a nice body and paper bags are free. (it's the internet pal, grow a pair!)
kelly11lucile - January 19, 2012, 11:48 am
OMG WHOEVER MADE THIS IS SICK!!!! SHE'S A REAL PERSON, AND JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS A DISEASE THAT MAKES HER LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN USE HER AS A PIN UP!!! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! -_- CYBER BULLYING(EVEN INADVERTENTLY)IS IMMATURE. GROW UP!


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.


TAGS: woman problem math
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:51 pm
I have a better nitpick than that. You see, if you square something and take the square root, that's actually the same as taking the absolute value. So this could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:32 pm
Gotta nitpick: there's a small logic flaw right at the outset: "...you need time **and** money" should be Time + Money, not Time x Money. Bzzt..! Other than that, love it.


WONDER WOMAN - Yeah, she's let herself go...just a bit.


TAGS: comics heroes woman
Rating: 3.88/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:00 pm
Whoa. If that's Mimi's secret identity, I guess that makes Drew Carey Lois Lane.


MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.




STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.62/5

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NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:16 pm
...And women seem to have the strength to bring that against them... yet, all to-often, sadly seem to lack the strength to prevent themselves from doing. Sexist? Yes... But how is it fair to keep my mouth shut, but for you to not do so?
soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have sex/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


A REAL MAN -


TAGS: sexy confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm

lolz


IRONY -


TAGS: perfect woman
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
Nah, she's a brunette. Gimme a redhead & we'll talk.
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:59 pm
ROR! Nice one.


THE ANSWER MAN -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:32 pm
OMG. That got me laughing. Thx.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 6:56 pm

I had to remake this poster as I made an error on the forst one. So if you voted on the old one, please repost your vote here!~
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:02 pm

LOL!~~It's good to laugh and try to keep things in perspective. Thanks!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 11:33 am

No, this is a boxer named Peter Maher.
Preacher Man - March 22, 2012, 2:08 am
Is that the great John L. Sullivan?


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?


IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command


TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


SPEECHLESS - All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and see the look on your face when I crack a walnut between my buns.


TAGS: funny woman body builder
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:20 pm
Glad you enjoyed it guys. And you're right rerun...I think Heaton prolly doesn't have quite the muscle tone.
Sean - October 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
She had me at ... "buns" (of course the same can be said for most women).
rerun - October 1, 2010, 4:32 pm

the scary think...she looks like Particia Heaton....but not in that good fun loving kind of way
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:25 pm

i laughed...huge laugh. you get 5L's feas....nice one dude!!!


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




BALANCE -


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?


WOMAN LOOKING FOR DIRTY BOY. - I'll have her moved in by next week...




SINGLE -


TAGS: man joke woman
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - November 21, 2011, 8:50 am
for example: "Dating sites for singles"
gas - November 21, 2011, 8:46 am
it can be an adjective or a noun too: "an unmarried person, especially one who is relatively young."
SentineLEX - November 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Single is an adjective... You don't say "I am a single", you say "I am single".


BEAUTIFUL -


TAGS: woman esteem beauty mirror insecurity
Rating: 4.21/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:19 pm
Women aren't god's gift to mankind. They're just humans, like everyone else. They are a combination of good, bad, happy, sad, foolish, wise, beauty, and ugly. That being said, I don't dislike women, I like them more because they're just like me.
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 1:05 am
Bingo! 5L


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!


TAGS: break up man woman letter awesome epic
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by whatisgoingon

nicholsjoshua15 - July 25, 2013, 3:22 pm
I saw this and started laughing my a*s off. It's a good thing too because I'm having a bad day.


ENDURANCE -


TAGS: mother in law woman hitler
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Shadowjoe - June 9, 2011, 11:08 am
Wow! I'll look at my mother in law in a different way now... Good one!
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:40 am
5L's this has literally made my day. x


BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."




BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende sexy
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild sexy tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by giulio

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


CHRISTINA HENDRICKS AND MR ED -


TAGS: christinahendricks sarahjessica womanhood jealous blessed
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by valkor

valkor - September 15, 2011, 4:33 am
also played Mrs Reynolds in Firefly
rerun - September 14, 2011, 7:11 pm

Kristina Hendricks from Mad Men
warface - September 14, 2011, 6:58 pm
i know in black is that sarah parker guy, but who's the broad in red
valkor - September 14, 2011, 6:41 am
Women - also come in one lion and five lion versions.
valkor - September 14, 2011, 6:40 am
or Even teh best artist has his off days.
valkor - September 14, 2011, 6:38 am
Creationism See what happens when god has left overs...


GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A hot one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to assign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


DEAR GOD -




WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the butt.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
5L


WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.


TAGS: woman man fish fishing week end
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:48 pm
sorry just wanted to tell people to be nice, too :)
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:44 am
…and steve, check out suzie’s last poster (back in Feb)….rather ironic
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:36 am
thesun seems a tad bot-like…several fractured, non-beating heart (I have no brain) comments like this in a row…..admin? the hammer please
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 11:02 pm
Then again...you may prefer posters on Motitwist...they are positive messages...this site is called demotivational for a reason...and telling 70000 posters to be nice and wholesome will be time consuming for you...or you could TiVO Seventh Heaven...
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 10:32 pm
Remember that Simpson's episode where the Native American Indian is told not to turn around when he's sees a tossed bit of litter? But he ignores the advice and ends up going ballistic? My advice...don't turn around...
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
please let's be respectful of and to God :) and nice :)


DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.




STALKERS - They will always there for you. No matter what. Even if you want them there or not


TAGS: stalkers woman man
Rating: 3.14/5

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Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 11:34 am
I would pretty much guess that the majority of women are afraid of clowns, especially Pennywise due to him being pretty well known.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:25 am
I have a question, face... How did you know that the very first nightmare I can remember having was due to It? LoL (True factoid, tho. My mom let me watch it when it came on for the first time. :S )
Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 11:23 am
Agreed, i just thought i would leave a constructive comments. @ TOC - Good! J/k
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:20 am
It's the thought that counts. 5L.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:15 am
Ooh, my bad. I'm usually a better editor than that. LoL And hey, faceplant? Your avatar skeers me.
Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 11:14 am
Krib - I think you forgot a word there. Not one to talk but proofing your posters is always a good idea.


MILLIONAIRE -


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...


UMMM HI UHHH DID I SAY HI ALREADY? -


TAGS: hot steampunk woman nervous man
Rating: 4.71/5

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MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:45 am
There's a movie IRON SKYS "Nazis from the dark side of the moon" that looks steam punk, I can't wait for it.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:43 am
I love steam punk in movies, and cosplay. There's a steampunk phone cover you can get
szo850 - October 21, 2012, 7:21 am
steam condenses into sweat?
Reality Lord - March 13, 2012, 5:14 pm

personally a huge fan of the genre. nice
mariand - March 13, 2012, 5:58 am
nice one ;)


A Woman, A Book, & A Boat -




THREE LEVELS OF CRAZY - Talks to self . Argues with self . No longer speaking with self .


TAGS: three levels crazy old woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that bitch!"
Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that bitch!"
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:08 am
Um, level 3 would put you right back to normal tho, wouldn't it? Maybe level 3 should be "spreads baseless lies about self".. 5L anyway


OLIVIA MUNN - Attack of the show would be nothing without her


TAGS: olivia munn girl g4 woman hot babe asian
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

WHO - August 6, 2009, 1:39 am
I've never heard of either.
HowardG - July 31, 2009, 11:00 am
Olivia Munn: She would have been nothing without Attack of the Show
Sinoda - December 15, 2008, 10:52 pm
so true


PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.


TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

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jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!


EITHER A TINY WOMAN - Or a big pussy ....


TAGS: huge cat woman
Rating: 4.38/5
Me_ - January 7, 2010, 11:54 am
She could be a tiny woman with a big pussy.
Cloudchaser - January 7, 2010, 8:35 am
That's Verismo Leonetti Reserve Red, the world's longest cat, so yeah, that's a big pussy 2nd paragraph http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon#Breed_description


CATHERINE THE GREAT -


TAGS: queen day catherine was a reputed horsewoman till the block and tackle broke
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2011, 8:59 pm
So if I have this right... This poster, the comments on it, AND smalltownguy's avatar are no longer allowed?
smalltownguy - March 29, 2011, 11:31 am
She actually had harness rigs to keep the horse on its back and to lower herself onto it. She rode horses. If she were to let the horse ride her, something would have been poking into her lungs.
Zed - January 5, 2010, 11:00 pm
Not at riding a horse, at being ridden by a horse. Cathy liked 'em LARGE.


PUBERTY -




SIGNS OF THE APOCALYSPE -


TAGS: rosie lesbian woman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by bassman007

maoworks2 - December 6, 2011, 5:26 pm
Pray For Me


FLATULENCE -


TAGS: blown away woman flatulence
Rating: 4.58/5

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jig - February 6, 2012, 5:35 pm
Well, this is @$$ Ro dah !


FRENCH KISS - Autralian do it better


TAGS: kiss french down under woman
Rating: 4.42/5

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PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 6:23 am
She was my pet. :D but then she died.. :( haha oh well.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 9:18 pm
plutôt bonsoir ! I'm not living there at the present time, but it sure is a nice place to stay. you had a duck ??? what were you doing with a duck ?
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 9:07 pm
Aww. Gosh, i would give anything to live in france! Im in french class right now! Bonjour! xD haha (i had a duck named Susie Q before.)
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 9:00 pm
I'm french, but I like it better the australian way lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:59 pm
Idk.. the french are preaty romantic. ;) jk 5l


SANDWICH -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


3RD SHELF -


TAGS: shelf woman carnival morning home
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 4:18 pm
The first Motifake I groaned/laughed and almost wet myself over. That deserves 5 lions on the top shelf.
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 6:36 am

lolz
CPTinshano - June 20, 2012, 12:34 am
5/5 you made me snort.


C H O I C E S - You can either remain a social misfit or you can forget your sorrows, and perhaps score with Wonder Woman.


TAGS: batman superman christmas wonder woman justice league funny cartoon lol
Rating: 3.89/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 6:38 pm
Fancy dress - come as you are!


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: life time woman human nature origin ape redhead sexy cleavage cat celeb actress breast
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by giulio

Ra Metla - October 27, 2009, 2:02 am
I'm Sorry...Could Someone Read t. Caption To Me...it's hard...to concentrate...one handed...


WHY - do I have this on my computer? Why are you looking?! Aaaarrrggghr!!!


TAGS: furry ape girl woman
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by amac

Mr. Shiny - January 28, 2010, 9:27 pm
Why did you put this on this site? Why am I looking?


1st Date Epic Fail -




STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...




CATCHING A TRAIN - “The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.”


TAGS: woman train
Rating: 3.29/5

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whatukno - June 2, 2011, 10:03 am
It's the only way that worn out old whore can feel anything anymore.


TELLITLIKEITIS -


TAGS: anorexia thin sad woman girl
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:43 am
And on that note... I'm the first in a while to comment on this poster.... kinda.
Krissie - October 13, 2012, 9:06 pm
jedimonk...what??? >:(
jedimonk - October 3, 2012, 8:51 am
I'm goinjg to go with, "what is a statement that fat chicks say to make themself feel better about hot chicks?"
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 12:14 am
so sad that a persons self image of can be such a trap
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:36 pm

she actully died nov 17, complications due to anorexia...she was 28.
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 8:30 pm
did she choke on a grain of rice?
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:26 pm

sadly this woman died this week.
LinkFox101113 - October 3, 2010, 5:38 am
Get in the kitchen and make... yourself a sandwich? lol
forseti - October 3, 2010, 3:58 am
for 35 kg she has a very nice face. how fantastic would she looks with at least 20 kg more...
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 10:42 pm
That poor girl needs a sandwich.
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 9:42 pm
It is very sad that they feel they have to starve themselves very good post 5/5
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
Slainte!
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
Not really.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
Well, irish is a plus in my book... even if you're not freckled.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
Literally.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
Haa, haa, no, close, Irish (large family).
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Are you italian?
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:28 pm
Ditto. Am I was raised never to waste food, so hence, no spoon would be used afterwards.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
I have to agree with rerun.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Took me a second or two to figure that one out. But true. Usually it's the teeth indents on the hands and fingers that show.
rerun - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm

I like to spoon with coffee ice cream
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm
Shortest path to the dark side..... Fat leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
This is the fault of poor mothering. A woman should feel comfortable in teaching her 10 year old daughter what spooning really means.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
Nope, he was an overweight man.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
Your ex was a teenage girl? Hawt.


LIFE LESSON -




SOCCER FANS -




PROFESSOR RAY PALMER - Livin' the dream


TAGS: wonder woman atom comics
Rating: 3.15/5


TALLEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD - You will lose


TAGS: woman
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:22 pm
@mally hes toast when she starts her muscle spasms after that expirence *coughcough*
Sean - April 25, 2009, 7:09 pm
Sorry to tell you, GUEST, but it looks like that dude's taken. and if she decides to fight ya for him, yer toast.
GUEST - April 25, 2009, 6:34 pm
IM IN LOVE
Mally - March 30, 2009, 12:36 am
Walking headjob role reversal
Anonymous - December 16, 2008, 8:50 pm
Scorpio, if she was wearing comfortable shoes, she'd be called a lesbian.
LogicDude - December 16, 2008, 8:44 am
ROFL @ GoForth!!!
GoForthAndDie - December 15, 2008, 10:00 pm
Because they aren't his size.
Scorpio7 - December 15, 2008, 8:41 pm
Why is the girl wearing HIGH HEELS?


THAT'S WHY - You can not give money to a woman.




THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JSburley

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


HAIRSTYLE - A gorgeous woman looks fetching no matter what hair length.


TAGS: watson woman beauty hair fashion
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by blesic

Boristhedriver - April 18, 2012, 5:07 am
Louboutines, very chic...
lgvernon - April 17, 2012, 8:08 pm

She really ought'ta rethink the shoes, though...I know, "What shoes?"
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:25 pm

so true. i love a lady with short hair. i love a lady with long hair. i just love ladies :)


DARK KNIGHT - isn't the only thing that's rising.


TAGS: anne hathaway catwoman batman rises
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by project28

project28 - July 31, 2012, 2:16 pm
Yay...I think?
GaryO - July 31, 2012, 9:46 am
This is the funniest, weirdest, most demotivating string of remarks I’ve ever seen. In celebration, I’m giving a 1L in support of project28, of which I believe to be a case number from 3rd ward, Bellevue. I so love obscure thought patterns….
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:38 am
You're doing a great job...every time we talk I think about cutting myself.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 3:27 am
LOL No problem. It's not my job to spread enlightenment-only darkness and despair.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 2:06 am
I've never heard someone complain about an approval before. And Steve just made a really good point. Two firsts in one day.......Just kidding Steve.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 12:26 am
If it'll make you feel better, I'll 1L it. That's why we have a choice of 1 to 5L. We determine what is ultimately good or bad on Motifake not the mods. That's not their job. They just present what they think will produce the most response...good or bad.
project28 - July 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Do what you want, you're the mods.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 4:04 pm

The mods are looking at all future submissions and wondering if you want them approved or rejected. Maybe we should reject just to be on the safe side
project28 - July 30, 2012, 3:19 pm
To see if it would get approved...also I was bored, had just seen the film and in some way wanted to do something remotely related to it. And seeing as I'm no longer legally allowed to dress up as batman and beat up thugs in the street, this had to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
If you didn't want it approved, why did you submit it?
project28 - July 30, 2012, 10:00 am
This one got approved? There's no point to it...and it's not even funny. What are the mods doing?


WHAT A SIGHT! - So many different spices!


TAGS: woman with huge tits
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by whizz

GySgt1811 - September 8, 2009, 3:26 pm
Looks like the Morrison
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 5:10 pm
Hey whizz, nice huge pair of pillows that gal got there. Oh yeah, and also... what kind of water is she drinking?
culos - September 7, 2009, 4:25 pm
Nice tartan, anyone knows which clan she belongs to?


THE PERFECT WOMAN - She does exist.




PATIENCE -


TAGS: building matches woman shoes
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - September 1, 2011, 11:50 am
lol, thanks :p
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:11 am
voted a second time because you deserve 10 lions for this! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2011, 9:57 pm
all this Stephen king talks makes me want to say........Wash.......Chapter2....
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 4:04 pm
Awesome series! Read it several times! I could probably only get half way through the waste lands before she was ready to go, so I wouldn't have to take the whole series. :)
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahaha, next time take The Dark Tower entire series (btw, I didn't know about this book, "The Stand", I note it!)
mariand - August 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
lol... too funny
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 10:26 am
This is awesome! I feel this way often! I actually took Stephen King's "The Stand" with me when we went to the mall once...she didn't think is was funny. But I got about half-way through!
Verdeckt - August 11, 2011, 5:01 am
They're your words, there's just less of them :P
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:23 am
lol! then thank Verdeckt too, he helped to make the poster funnier than it was xD
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:59 am
first coffee 5pitting this morning! thank you very much, gas!


ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WOODS. - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.




ex-girlfriend -




LIFESAVER -




THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.


TAGS: woman history good proper
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by PinkPomeranian

PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster


MEGAN FOX AS WONDER WOMAN? - Dream on fanboys! (Bitch needs to learn to act first.)


TAGS: wonder woman megan fox dc comics d c comic book
Rating: 2.96/5

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Darwolf - May 3, 2010, 9:26 pm
Ha! Good one and its the truth. Plus she kinda remind me of crack whore.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 9:24 pm
First of all, she is not a dog!! Next, she can act. (Hey, she is no Hallie Berry.)(Not even Jessica Alba.) But she has a style all her own. I think she can be a good wonder woman.
TigerKid - July 27, 2009, 12:19 am
Act? Why would a Wonder Woman movie call for an experienced acterss? All Wonder Woman needs to do is be hot, with black hair, blue eyes and spin in a fucking circle. She really doesnt even need that much. They could just CG that shit in.
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 7:36 pm
Isnt that the truth... and some stumpy thumbs :p


WONDER WOMAN - Who needs a magic lasso to make men tell the truth WHEN YOU GOT TITS LIKE THOSE?!!!!




TRUE BEAUTY -


TAGS: fast car nice woman
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:11 pm
Another 5Ls for Face. Great job.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:18 pm
And after you're broke, you pass it off to the next eager sucker with a fat bank account.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:17 pm
Don't forget - costs more to enjoy and maintain than you make in a year.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 5:00 pm
A good solid pop start always works best, imo
CANADA - April 14, 2010, 4:26 pm
does it start with just a twist of the fingers?
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 3:17 pm
do either one of them turn over for you? 5L
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
This pic had been burning a whole in my fodder folder for a while now.
Zealot - April 14, 2010, 2:40 pm
oh, why did you have to do that to me


AND IT APPEARS - That she is about to do the same


TAGS: submarine hot woman navy service
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by sharku129

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:24 am
..up Periscope!
forseti - July 27, 2010, 9:54 am
LOL! 5 muff-divers


CREATION - First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.




IF YOU DRINK LIKE A MAN -




GIRLS -




WONDER LEIA - All the Star Wars geeks are waiting for you...




HOCKEY IMITATES LIFE - Between Periods It's wonderful


TAGS: hockey life woman hottie
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by sharku129

rerun - June 18, 2010, 9:32 pm

and one almost always has to work at scoring


ONLY IN CANADA -


TAGS: topless woman smiling man nature
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:44 am
That's reality. Just because they legally can, doesn't mean they choose to. The idea was that a woman breastfeeding her baby in a park doesn't deserve arresting, not that we actually have thousands of repressed nudists longing to be free.
tsodso - September 2, 2010, 12:28 am
Go CANADA Go...
Zealot - August 30, 2010, 9:31 am
i was just in canada(the country not the person inb4 that joke) and i never saw anything like that


SURPRISE -


TAGS: life time day woman birthday gift joke present comic cake
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by giulio

regc7 - September 25, 2010, 9:36 am
I call BS. The court cost alone for that thing are in the billions.
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:39 am
:-D Funny!


OMG - Why is this not the Iron Man sequel?




CANADIAN WOMAN - Only Canadian women can relax in the snow and still look this good.




PERFECT WOMAN - she is it


TAGS: mime quiet woman
Rating: 2.65/5

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flaahghhgh - June 12, 2009, 11:55 pm
holy shit you can see her burger right through them leggins. Noice!!!
burnie - May 3, 2009, 11:34 am
I want this mime to be on my birthday, anyone know how I can contact her ?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 11:54 am
Greta! Just great! THANKS for nothing Alixa...stupid eye strain....ow! Ow! Ow!
Alixa - April 20, 2009, 12:21 am
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY You can see through those leggings. ;D
biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 10:06 pm
shes hot ...........and she doesnt talk. ULTRA WIN.


UNDENIABLE TRUTH -


TAGS: mother love woman genuine milf
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:28 pm

awesome!


GOD CREATED MAN BEFORE WOMAN - then again you always make a rough draft before going for the masterpiece


TAGS: man woman hot ugly
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:44 pm
Google a picture of X vs Y chromosomes. It genuinely does look like males are deformed versions of females. Just don't tell the girls that; we'll never hear the end of it.
dragon93 - January 20, 2012, 10:55 am
He didnt break the mold he set it. still waiting to break it. XD
cowboyknowhow - January 11, 2012, 6:01 pm
God did not create her chest, nails or hair color.
mariand - January 10, 2012, 8:09 am
masterpiece?!... maybe is one out of all, and even so, we aren't sure is done yet...lol


NSFW - Rules are rules


TAGS: nsfw burka muslim woman
Rating: 3.82/5

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culos - March 7, 2011, 4:12 pm
every once in a while a newb stumbles on vintage material, perfect way to get it bumped out of the grave....
CpnKangaroo - March 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
didn't know people still commented on mine
Greeny - March 6, 2011, 11:26 am
That would be a hassle
culos - March 6, 2011, 10:37 am
KIT in mass production, I hope they have enough Hoffs to drive them
SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 7:36 am
they look like ninjas to me
David A - February 24, 2010, 11:28 am
I get the one in the back! She's HOT!
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 6:11 pm
What is this? Motifake Girls gone wild? Bunch of tramps!


MU LA FLAGA - He is win.


TAGS: mu la flaga gundam seed mobile suit futurama zapp brannigan made with woman
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by NuclearBioHazard

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:54 am
The key to victory is the element of surprise....Surprise!


ELF EMILY - Keeping Santa snuggly warm on his Xmas Eve deliveries.




ABCS OF ROMANCE -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 6:03 pm
Wow... Rick... I don't know if a good comment or bad... I'm going to pass on any snappy replies at this time
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 6:02 pm
Ah, see, there ya go, all's answered XD and I'm thinking more a rump to match the anatomy on my body that's been kicked
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 10:28 pm

Why, no, Rick, I have no idea what you mean {blink...blinkblinkblink}
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 6:59 pm
I believe he has already got a bone... If you know what I mean...
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 5:26 pm

LOL~~thanks, Mor. When I first tried uploadiing this the system wouldn't ake it because it was 2MG, so I compressed it. That's probably where the blurry came from. You want a t-bone or a New York?
M0rd3kaI - March 19, 2012, 5:21 pm
Don't kill yourself on that fact alone, remember that if you make a picture on your PC and it is very very big (or small) most websites slightly change the size of a picture before posting it. and on that note... 5L, now where's that steak for my eye??
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 3:58 pm

Big sigh!~I made this in a photo program then uploaded it through Motifake. It's blurry. Crap :(


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